I love Kathryn so much. Watch the last 4 minutes of Last Week Tonight: Civil Forfeiture of October 6th. They got the Alex clothing very close. Gosh, I miss Criminal Intent.
This week’s topic on the brilliant Last Week Tonight with John Oliver is
civil forfeiture, which “sounds like a Gwyneth Paltrow euphemism for
divorce” but is actually the method by which law enforcement can seize
people’s property without them being charged with a crime. As has become
the expectation, Oliver provided a thorough overview of the situation.
He particularly focused on the absurd concept that it’s not the people who are on trial but their stuff. All of this led him to conceive of a hilarious new television show: Law & Order: Civil Asset Forfeiture Unit. Starring real-life Law & Order alumni
Jeff Goldblum, Robert John Burke, Kathryn Erbe, and John Fiore, the
trailer featured such wonderful absurdities as Kathryn Erbe handcuffing a
sofa and Jeff Goldblum playing bad cop while interrogating a pile of
money.
Oliver also touched on the protests in Hong Kong (surprisingly
polite!), the elections in Brazil (surprisingly crazy!), and the 2022
Winter Olympics (unsurprisingly unpopular!). Turns out, no one wants to
host the Winter Olympics except for Kazakhstan and China, so Oliver
decided to offer up the Last Week Tonight studio as another
option. For some reason, they didn’t make that video available on
YouTube (even though it featured the unicorn, the space gecko, and not
one but two mini-fridges of Coca-Cola products) but if that changes,
we’ll post it here.
In the meantime, here are some of Jeff Goldblum’s outtakes from Law & Order: Civil Asset Forfeiture Unit.